- Chapter 1: Tiny Bubbles
- Chapter 2: The Three Horsemen
- Chapter 3: Relentless
- Chapter 4: My Jackson
- Chapter 5: You Heard That
- Chapter 6: That’s a Green Vegetable
- Chapter 7: Green Stocks of Stink
- Chapter 8: Tomorrow We Start Over
- Chapter 9: Hair of the Dog
- Chapter 10: Neighbors for Dummies
- Chapter 11: Never Have I Ever
- Chapter 12: Hide and Fester
- Chapter 13: No Strings Attached, No Complications
- Chapter 14: A Favor of Epic Proportions
- Chapter 15: We Have a Winner
- Chapter 16: Opened My Mind to the World of Vibrators
- Chapter 17: I May Have Jumped The Gun Here
- Chapter 18: Too Much Oohy-Gooey
- Chapter 19: Pickle Tickle
- Chapter 20: Target Super Power
- Chapter 21: Cocky Much?
- Chapter 22: The Voicemail
- Chapter 23: Breaks Jorge’s Spell
- Chapter 24: Salt, Tequila, and Lime
- Chapter 25: My Nice-Guy-Radar Is Faulty
- Chapter 26: A Morning Wood!
- Chapter 27: Busted
- Chapter 28: Need To Up Their Insurance Coverage
- Chapter 29: Turkey Baster Method
- Chapter 30: Did I Just Agree To Commit Insurance Fraud?
- Chapter 31: Already Ratted Us Out
- Chapter 32: Hand-Held Shower Mode
- Chapter 33: Are You Decent?
- Chapter 34: A Roll of Cookie Dough
- Chapter 35: Bleed It Out
- Chapter 36: After Two Martinis And A Shot Of Vodka
- Chapter 37: The Perfect Guy
- Chapter 38: The Deed
- Chapter 39: Paging Dr. Wilson
- Chapter 40: Set Three Timers
- Chapter 41: The Deed Is Done
- Chapter 42: Treat It Like a Fart
- Chapter 43: Highway-Therapy
- Chapter 44: Dream Family
- Chapter 45: A Positive Pregnancy Test
- Chapter 46: Kennedy “Directs” Them
- Chapter 47: Busted
- Chapter 48: Over. Done with. Gone.
- Chapter 49: I Have Boobs and I Don’t Pee Standing Up.
- Chapter 50: Like Solar Flares From The Sun, Hot
- Chapter 51: What Are You Reading?
- Chapter 52: I’ve Never Slept with Martha’s Brother.
- Chapter 53: Dramamine
- Chapter 54: Desserts Are to Eat.
- Chapter 55: Overprotective Much?
- Chapter 56: See Slugs
- Chapter 57: Olympic Swimmers
- Chapter 58: An Orange Seed
- Chapter 59: Porcelain God
- Chapter 60: I’ve Been Probed.
- Chapter 61: Surrogate Fail
- Chapter 62: A Pregnant Cheerleader
- Chapter 63: I’m Incomplete
- Chapter 64: It’s a good thing humans don’t have to shop for their children.
- Chapter 65: You Are One-Hundred Percent Nerd.
- Chapter 66: Two Jackson Juniors
- Chapter 67: The Confession
- Chapter 68: A Call Back
- Chapter 69: A Demon
- Chapter 70: Mr. Perfect
- Chapter 71: Donuts vs. Peanut Butter
- Chapter 72: Alternate Universe
- Chapter 73: Star Wars Day
- Chapter 74: Heart Rates Drop
- Chapter 75: Darkness Settles In
- Chapter 76: My Work Here Is Done
- Chapter 77: My Babies But Your Boobs
- Chapter 78: A Queen
- Chapter 79: Up Close And Personal With My Breast
- Chapter 80: I Won’t Take No For An Answer
- Chapter 81: You Were Right And I Was Wrong
- Chapter 82: Ours
- Chapter 83: Phone Call
- Chapter 84: Blindsided
- Chapter 85: Adopted Daughter
- Chapter 86: Vertical Blinds Opened
- Chapter 87: So, She Loves Me.
- Chapter 88: A Shift
- Chapter 89: Mom-Mode
- Chapter 90: Kennedy’s Confession
- Chapter 91: Best Friends
- Chapter 92: Twins, I Am Your Mother
- Chaper 93: Responsible Parents