Death, Dating and Other Dilemmas all 30 chapters

  1. 1- Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.
  2. 2- Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type.
  3. 3- Do you have a band aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.
  4. 4- If being handsome was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
  5. 5- You must be a dog person because you look fetching.
  6. 6- Are you a loan? You've got my interest.
  7. 7- I'm not very good at math but I can give you the value you deserve.
  8. 8- I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't let you bring your own snacks in.
  9. 9- Are your shoelaces tied? I don't want you falling for anyone else.
  10. 10- Are you WiFi? Because I feel a connection.
  11. 11- Do you have a mirror? Because I can see us together.
  12. 12- Are you a dentist? My smile got brighter when I saw you.
  13. 13- If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.
  14. 14- Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
  15. 15- What's your favourite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.
  16. 16- Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
  17. 17- There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it.
  18. 18- What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?
  19. 19- Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?
  20. 20- I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart.
  21. 21- No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention.
  22. 22- I know you’re busy, but please add me to your list of things to do.
  23. 23- I’m going to have to ask you to leave, you’re making everyone else in here look bad.
  24. 24- Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
  25. 25- If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun.
  26. 26- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  27. 27- I don't normally chase people but for you I'd put my crocs in sport mode.
  28. 28- Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.
  29. 29- Do you want to make out? Oh sorry, I mean work out, with me tomorrow night?
  30. 30- All the good pick up lines are taken but you aren't.