Death, Dating and Other Dilemmas Chapter 11 Read Online for Free

1- Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.

2- Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type.

3- Do you have a band aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.

4- If being handsome was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

5- You must be a dog person because you look fetching.

6- Are you a loan? You've got my interest.

7- I'm not very good at math but I can give you the value you deserve.

8- I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't let you bring your own snacks in.

9- Are your shoelaces tied? I don't want you falling for anyone else.

10- Are you WiFi? Because I feel a connection.

11- Do you have a mirror? Because I can see us together.

12- Are you a dentist? My smile got brighter when I saw you.

13- If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.

14- Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.

15- What's your favourite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.

16- Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day.

17- There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it.

18- What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?

19- Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?

20- I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart.

21- No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention.

22- I know you’re busy, but please add me to your list of things to do.

23- I’m going to have to ask you to leave, you’re making everyone else in here look bad.

24- Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

25- If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun.

26- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

27- I don't normally chase people but for you I'd put my crocs in sport mode.

28- Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

29- Do you want to make out? Oh sorry, I mean work out, with me tomorrow night?

30- All the good pick up lines are taken but you aren't.