- Prologue: Present Day Mind Games Lead to An Inappropriate Babysitting Experience
- 1. Our First Meeting, Thirty years Prior
- 2. You Ruined my Entire Relationship. I just Didn't Realize it Yet.
- 3. Stuck in a Love Triangle with a Girl and an Abusive Asshole... I Guess Some Patterns Repeat
- 4. Second Base and Risque Dreams of... You know who. Not Heather.
- 5. I'm Still Jail-Bait at this Point, but Luc Doesn't Know that
- 6. 'The Big 18'. There's Only One Place I Want to Spend it.
- 7. I Didn't Realize they Were Vampires, but I could Sure as Shit Tell He Wanted to Put his Mouth on Me
- 8. Dinner with My Girlfriend's Dad Gets Interrupted by Another Man
- 9. The First Time Heather Cheated on Me
- 10. An Uninvited "Appraisal of the Goods"
- 11. Present Day Tensions Ruin a Perfectly Good Foot Massage
- 12. My First Time in Your Bed
- 13. There’s Nothing Wrong with Liking Cock. You’re Just Damned, or so My Mother Thinks
- 14. Making Up and Making Shit Up to Cover with my Parents
- 15. A Crush or an Obsession?
- 16. A More than Fair Trade
- 17. Just A Little Taste, and Some Revelations of Infidelity
- 18. Some Sound Advice and Some Timid Decision Making
- 19. The Continued Mind Games of Seduction
- 20. I Finally Find My Backbone and Get Rewarded with a Dance Lesson
- 21. The Curtain Closes on My First and Last Real Straight Relationship
- 22. The Sex in the Present... Are We Still Making Love, or Are We Hate Fucking?
- 23. Promises Broken and Confessions Unrequited
- 24. Two Regular Assholes Bring Down a Storm of Traumatic Violence
- 25. Repent My Sins? Or Continue the Downward Spiral into Complicit Crime and Deviancy
- 26. Angel and the Demon with a Record in Organized Crime
- 27. A Proper Dessert for those Perfect, Thirsty Lips
- 28. Everyone in that Club Already Knew I Belonged to You Completely, But My Parents Sure Didn't, not Until that Night
- 29. Disowned by My Disgusted Parents When the Lies Finally Stop
- 30. To Be a Real Blood Servant, I Have to Pass the "Audition"
- 31. To "Exploit Every Inch of this Quivering Flesh"
- 32. The Most Pleasurable Experience of My Young Life Isn't Even the Main Event
- 33. An Awkward Welcome Ends in Gifts and Special Treatment
- 34. The Evening Turns to a Messy Disaster