My CEO Husband Wants to Steal My Kidney

Imagine this: I showed up for a "totally casual" blind date, only to faceplant into my hot-but-stone-cold CEO. Plot twist? We tied the knot on the same day.
Turns out Mr. Emotionally Constipated is weirdly sweet: he bulldozes my ex's rage fits, vaporizes petty revenge from the said ex's new girlfriend, and "accidentally" sends my jealous coworkers on silent retreats.
Just as I'm falling for my new hubby (and his suspiciously perfect abs), two pink lines appear on a pregnancy test.
We've survived exes, tabloids, and my questionable life choices. With a baby on the way, his overbearing family sniffing for scandals, and my still-unpaid student loans — what else can go wrong, right?
...RIGHT?